The Pants Paradox

Throughout history, pants have gone by many names: trousers, britches – and even pants. Yeah.

Pants are really important. Without them, you can’t go to work, the gym, or Pizza Hut.

Let’s say you happen to wake up at 1:00 in the afternoon lying on the gravel in the Pizza Hut parking lot wearing nothing but a t-shirt and your Keds (I swear it never happened). You really only have three choices:

1. Attempt to draw realistic looking pants on your legs.
2. Cover your legs with paper bags.
3. Go home and get some pants.

Of course, in our “theoretical example” you’re stranded in the middle of nowhere, with no paper bags and no pen.

Well, at least I still have shoes.